Saturday, 3 December 2011

World's Worst Joke

Okay never before anyone on Kool Kidz Stuff has seen this. The worlds worst joke. The joke is so long you need to be one of those patient ones to resist it. Here it goes.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
-Why did the chicken cross the path? To get to the road to get to the other side.
-Why did the chicken cross the grass? To get to the path, to get to the road, to get to the other side.
-Why did the chicken cross the trees? To get to the grass, to get to the path, to get to the road to get to the other side.
-Why did the chicken cross the garden? To get to the trees, to get to the grass, to get to the path, to get to the road, to get to the other side.
-Why did the chicken cross the house? To get to the garden, to get to the trees, to get to the grass, to get to the path, to get to the road, to get to the other side.
-Why did the chicken cross the driveway? To get to the house, to get to the garden, to get to the trees, to get to the grass, to get to the path, to get to the road, to get to the other side.
-Why did the chicken cross the city centre? To get to the driveway, to get to the house, to get to the garden, to get to the trees, to get to the grass, to get to the path, to get to the road, to get to the other side.
-Why did the chicken cross the apartment? To get to the city centre, to get to the driveway, to get to the house, to get to the garden, to get to the trees, to get to the grass, to get to the path, to get to the road, to get to the other side.
-Why did the chicken get back to the road? To get to the apartment, to get to the city centre, to get to the driveway, to get to the house, to get to the garden, to get to the trees, to get to the grass, to get to the path, to get to the road, to get to the other side.

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